The Danger Of open Air Markets.

An apple took I from the stand,
and gripped it firmly with my hand,

But I knew something up was fishy,
for in my hand it felt quite squishy

But then there came the fruit man's lassie
and with her lips so prim and sassy,

said "if you eat this it will trigger,
health and wealth and vim and vigor!"

Said I "your fruit must be amiss,
For, this doth taste of the abyss,

1 comment:

  1. Her sales pitch is one of the best I've ever heard! Too bad her fruit was such a bad follow-up!